Hey you, get over it

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mouseshouses: pinup

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:06:47 -0400

mouseshouses:

pinup

ender-andrew-wiggin: but seriously

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:02:56 -0400

ender-andrew-wiggin:

but seriously

asgardianarmy: lifeofaquietloudgirl: bellathegod: damirandawri...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:59:03 -0400

asgardianarmy:

lifeofaquietloudgirl:

bellathegod:

damirandawrites:

Da Great Gatsby

“I ain’t talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy, biatch.”

Penguizzle Books

just imagine Benedict Cumberbatch reading this

drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:16:10 -0400

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

mightseehell: Yuri Pleskun by Harley Weir

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:14:05 -0400

mightseehell:

Yuri Pleskun by Harley Weir

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you..."

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:11:28 -0400

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”

- Lemony Snicket (via langleav)

showslow: Celebs on classic paintings (Worth1000)

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:14:03 -0400

showslow:

Celebs on classic paintings (Worth1000)

indicio: Elle Fanning photographed by Will Cotton for New York...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:14:00 -0400

indicio:

Elle Fanning photographed by Will Cotton for New York Magazine, February 2013.

fivedeer: (by Ren-Hang)

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:32:46 -0400

fivedeer:

(by Ren-Hang)

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LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:04:45 -0400

Les Miserables: Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
Spring Awakening: If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
Chicago: It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
The King and I: Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
RENT: AIDS really blows.
A Chorus Line: If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
Grease: If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
The Phantom of the Opera: When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
Rocky Horror Picture Show: Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.
Love Never Dies: Let the crazy woman run off with your son. You may never see him again but you'll get to be with your deformed lover and at least you won't die.
Wicked: If your born green and people make fun of you for it, fake your own death and run away with a scarecrow.

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serendipityonthedaily: porygons: 221cbakerstreet: thatferrybr...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:08:05 -0400

serendipityonthedaily:

porygons:

221cbakerstreet:

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D.

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

that’s really exciting

i would need the entire world’s supply of xanax on hand to handle it (because underwater) but i would love to go to the museum this will be in one day

The entire conversation above. That is all.

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:06:12 -0400

Me: Hi I'd like some cocaine please

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:13:36 -0400

Me: Hi I'd like some cocaine please
Dealer: is pepsicane ok