“I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. Well done. That is what all parents should do.”
—Tina Fey. (via zacheser)
August 2012
27 posts
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me, Princess!
MANGUS!
Mangus: we’re adults, we can take care of ourselves……Dont forget the fruit roll-ups.
Jessica Simpson: TOTES.
FUCK YOU "Master Schedule"
No acting:(
One of the only classes i was excited for….god damn you fucking algebra 2
" have fun here at Water Country U..S...A...!!!!!!"
Never seen so many trashy people in my entite life…
Is that mean to say?
Whatever
“Quiet people have the loudest minds”
—Stephen Hawking
Chick Fil A, you shouldn’t have said shit. Your job isn’t to preach about traditional marriage values. Your job is to provide chicken.
You had one fucking job.
And you fucked it up.
Breaking News
Going outside when nobody knows where you are, for two hours, is STILL not long enough for them to notice you aren’t there.
Why the crap isn't Anastasia on broadway?
