Oh. My . Gosh
It should not be this hard to find a prose piece… I’m going to freaking go insane..
I hate you I hate that i feel the need to say that I hate that you just dont care I hate that you can just throw me away Most of all.. I hate that i get to call you my mother
~holding your cat in a death grip so he’ll spend time with you.
Get ready tumblr followers
This shits about to get really witty
when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
Listen, if all your pictures are of your ugly ass ,DON’T call it photography, because it surely is not